HOLY SHIT, GUYS. I just realised… the reason why Randall’s always squinting evilly like that is because… he can’t see well without his glasses. He probably got bullied and stopped wearing them— he probably bumps into shit all the time.
A touch of bland for your Friday. BENEDICTA II: RETURN OF THE STILETTOS. Will she stamp them to death with her shoes? Will she strangle them with her pashmina? Or will she beat them to death with her handbag? FIND OUT IN MAY AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU.